The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...