Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...