Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!