In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...