Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!