What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....