Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...