If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.