Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...