Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...