Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...