Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.