One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
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DUMB Questions Part 5!
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Evaluating employees
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On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Steven Wright on dogs
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Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!