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Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
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Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
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…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...