The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.