His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...