Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...