Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...