Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.