Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.