you want a divorce
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Men’s Greeting Cards
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May I take your order…
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Questions and Answers!
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Very stupid robbers
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Loud, mad, or sad
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
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A little corporate humor
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In-class Assignment for Wednesday
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