Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...