I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...