The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...