What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
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Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
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Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...