Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...