What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...