Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...