Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...