Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...