Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...