Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Spelling checker
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Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...