In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.