Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...