10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Nerds versus jocks
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Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...