Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...