The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....