Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...