Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!