Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...