Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...