Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...