The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...