Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...