The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...