Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...