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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
4 Blonde quickies…
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picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Kleenex anyone?
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...