Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...