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The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
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Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Because they’re wrigleys!
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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
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The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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