Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...