More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...